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I'd like to write a poem or prose so nice
The ones that ooze with good advice
The types full of wisdom and truth
The ones that can calm and soothe

Or maybe a verse full of wit
That'll make readers go "That's neat!"
But all I can come up with is this lousy thing
About the things I keep wishing

I should come to terms with it
I really can't write for shit
DAMMIT!

Free Palestine!

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v Wednesday, September 11, 2002 v

NEWater... I've tasted it b4 and the verdict? Drumroll please....iT suCkS!!It's not like I think its gross or wat..it just tastes bad. Its practically pure water and Na⁺ ions so it's almost NaOH?my ttn teacher forwarded me this hilarious parody of national day song.Enjoy!
Drink our pee Singapore(to tune of Count on me Singapore)
We have refreshment for tomorrow
It's our pee, it's our pee
Straight from the bowls of Singapore Drink your shee-shee, drink your shee-shee
You and me, we'll do our part
We'll try to pee, without a fart
We'll show Malaysia that we'd rather save mo-ney
Why flush something down our bowl that is so tasty
It's eco-friendly, and comes straight from our kidney
There's a toilet over there
Let's make a drink that we can share
But we're going to call it something else that's more catchy
Instead of pee, instead of pee
Count on me, to help the state
It's patriotic to urinate
Let's all achieve the Singaporean dream

Drink from our stream, drink from our stream
Drink our pee, Singapore
Drink our pee, Singapore
Drink our pee, it's cheaper than Pepsi
Drink our pee, Singapore
Together Singapore, Singapore!!

~wYLdeFiLLy~ 9:13 pm [+]